If you believe in forever
Then life is just a one-night stand
If there’s a rock and roll heaven
Well you know they’ve got a hell of a band
-The Righteous Brothers
It was 1974 when the Righteous Brothers sang about rock and roll stars that were taken from us too soon. Clarence Clemons was added to the list last week. He was sixty-nine years old.
In 1974 if you were to ask me about someone dying when they were sixty-nine years old I would have shrugged my shoulders and said they lived a full life! Now that my rock icons are at that age, it’s all of a sudden ‘cut down in the prime of life’. Clarence Clemons died of a stroke. Old people die of strokes. Are my rock and roll idols old people?
Sure, Bob Dylan has passed seventy…and he just played concerts in Europe and Israel.
I guess what bothers me even more than my rock legends getting old, is that many of them are trying to deny it through the wonders of the plastic surgeon. You didn’t see it with Clarence. You don’t see it with Dylan. The majority of the greats are getting old and they’re pretty much okay with it. But I watched the finale of American Idol and I saw Tom Jones and wanted to shovel dirt on him myself because he was already embalmed. Smokey Robinson? How many years has it been since he’s blinked? Even the rumors of The Boss himself makes me wonder.
Something inside me wants to believe that had Janis Joplin lived, she would not have gone through the surgeries Cher has endured. I want to think she’d look the same but old, still rasping out beauty, and wouldn’t give a damn what she looked like. Jim Morrison would rejoice in his baldness and paunch belly, but could still make you shudder with certain notes. And Elvis? Well, some things even I can’t imagine.
In the Golden Age of Rock, when the music was what it was all about we didn’t care what the singer looked like. Take a look at Flo and Eddie of The Turtles, for chrissakes! It was the music. Just because we’re getting old doesn’t mean the music is dying. They should leave their looks alone. We don’t care about it.
In my novel, 5IVE SPEED, Donald Roth has to come face to face with his middle age and whether or not he’s ready to roll over and play dead. He grew up in that same rock era of Clarence Clemons, and Steely Dan, and The Beatles, and he realizes that maybe it’s not over yet. He’s older. But he’s not done.
That’s why 5IVE SPEED has made all age groups laugh out loud. No matter what your age…you don’t want to give up. The thing that made Clarence Clemons get out of a wheelchair to perform on stage with Lady Gaga is the same thing that makes Donald Roth give himself a second chance at life.
But for those of us in that era of what they now term “Classic Rock”, 5IVE SPEED holds a place close to our hearts. Because in this era where looks are everything and you gotta lift and tighten and tweak and botox, there are still some of us, both famous and ordinary, who are going to keep moving forward and show what we’ve been through just by the looks of us. That’s one of the reasons I lowered the Kindle and eReader price of 5IVE SPEED to $0.99
Because when it comes down to it, it’s about getting the message out to as many people as you can and who wouldn’t pay a buck to laugh a lot. I didn’t learn that from any business course.
That’s what rock and roll is all about.
